If you like Scampers, you’ll LOVE us!  Scampers is old school and too conservative.  We’re young, wild and vibrant.  We’re the future!  Don’t let our tame demeanor fool you.  Put us in a house after we’ve had our Mt Dew and its instant Party Time!  You thought hurricane Ike was destructive?  You’ve never seen us in a playful mood! 

One squirrel couldn’t possibly run a huge city like Rabbit Hash!  Elect us and we’ll have all three branches of government covered!  We will strictly enforce the cat leash law and we’ll pass a cat muzzle law!  We’ll put a cow in charge of agriculture and train it to produce as much fertilizer as a real politician.  We’ll name a hawk (provided he promises not to eat us) as our traffic advisor.  In case of emergencies (more then 3 cars moving at one time) we can reroute traffic as necessary.  We’ll ship in a rhinoceros as a crossing guard to protect the children.  Trust me, when a rhino says ‘Stop’, people generally listen!  And Obama and McCain will head our sanitation department.  They’ve both been spewing out garbage for years!  And we’re all for listening to the people.  We’ll take your advice on the rabbits and put them in charge of our military.  Yes, we’ll need an army to protect our quant and picturesque town!

Win or lose we’re all for the pig roast.  So yes, please bring the coleslaw.  We’ll supply the Mt Dew!